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The UAOB: Who are we?Following the Great Spiritual War of -1 YOOLB (Year Of Our Lord Bilson), a group of priests summoned a great spirit, a deity from within the great Krakatoa volcano to save the world and protect Earth from the SUPER BLOOPER. THIS SUMMER, GET READY TO GET YOUR SOCKS KNOCKED OFF: THE RETURN OF BILSON, IN THE FORM OF A SON: BILL FREEMAN
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A haiku about Our Lord and Protector Bilson: 'O Bilson, here you Lay in the pasture of Bottle Mold within, friend Priests of Bilsonism: Kcirtap the Metal Xam the Mental Ekul the High Nagol the Loved Nevod the Kingly Gerg the Wise Noremac the Thug Yillb the Tall Elyk the Slutty Rezec The Illegal (rip) Naes the demented (RESURRECTED) and last and least: Sirhc the Homosexually Depressed Preliminary Arch Bishops: Rennoc the Strange POPEs OF BILSONISM: Eugene the Sexy |