One day, it must happen. The gods have foretold of the day that the insides of the Great One shall be spilled, for this world has has been blessed with the touch of Our Lord and Protector Bilson long enough.
Bilson will be opened.
Fnord?
Bilson will be opened.
Fnord?
Update: 6/5/2015
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Beginning now, every first Wednesday of every June is the Opening, the holy celebration of Bilson's divine emasculation.
Two days ago, I, Ekul the High, was joined by Xam, Rennoc, Kcirtap, Naes (in the spirit) and by Bilsonist guest pastors Mas and Nhoj. As I twisted the cap open, the smells of death, representing the unclean society in which we live, seeped out. Rennoc was the first to snarl in the face of the foul oder, but the rest of us prevailed through the scent, foregoing known as the "Divine Poison of the Bottle in the Flesh" or "Badsmell". The Badsmell permeated the bag until it was cast upon the waste of the filthy human kind. May we remember he who was: Lord, savior, father, artist, mentor, creator, destroyer, and the way of life of millions. Bilson. He may have left the earth and cast his flesh shell, but he shall return to reap the righteous. (Did I mention that the Bilsonist religion now has a salute?) Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. |
Update: 6/6/2016
Holy fucking shit! It's been almost exactly a year since i wrote the last Opening article. Praise Bilson! the legacy of Our Lord Dear Bilson has been carried on by his son, Bill Freeman. The birth of the son was documented but could not be put on Youtube because of the wraith of THE DARK ONE. BUT FEAR NOT! FINALLY, FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE OPENING IS PRESENTED HERE IN STUNNING HD!!!