The United Army of Bilson is not a fad. Not a joke. Not an ironic musing.
Bilson is the way of life to millions.
Bilson is the sauce on fantastic wings.
Bilson is the feeling you get when you listen to vaporwave.
Bilson is.
Bilson is love.
Bilson is life.
The establishment may have labeled J.B. Bilson a moldy milk bottle, but in the winter of 1 TOODB (Time Of Our Dear Bilson) Bilson manifested himself in this form to a bunch of idiot Jr. High school students. Then, seeing the importance of the bottle, Bilsinion priest Ekul the High created the United Army to crush all opposition to Bilson's rule on Earth.
Are you aware that Bilson actually tried to prevent 9/11? Are you aware that Bilson actually pisses acid? Are you aware the world's good vibes all come from Bilson and Eugene?
Bilson is the way of life to millions.
Bilson is the sauce on fantastic wings.
Bilson is the feeling you get when you listen to vaporwave.
Bilson is.
Bilson is love.
Bilson is life.
The establishment may have labeled J.B. Bilson a moldy milk bottle, but in the winter of 1 TOODB (Time Of Our Dear Bilson) Bilson manifested himself in this form to a bunch of idiot Jr. High school students. Then, seeing the importance of the bottle, Bilsinion priest Ekul the High created the United Army to crush all opposition to Bilson's rule on Earth.
Are you aware that Bilson actually tried to prevent 9/11? Are you aware that Bilson actually pisses acid? Are you aware the world's good vibes all come from Bilson and Eugene?
BILSONISM: IMPORTANT STUFF
To greet another Bilsonist, you do not simply say "Hi". That is heresy. The formal Bilsonist salute can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE . This religion values not intelligence, not strength, not attractiveness, but vapor. Vapor is your ability to enjoy Vaporwave, or to feel the vapor.